shorts

I think I mentioned this years ago, but just to mention again... the weather is getting a little warmer these days.  By a little, I mean daytime highs are above zero, and not 15 below.  There are some people who wear shorts when it's this "warm."  Why?  What do these morons think when they wake up in the morning?  "Well, it's minus 2 right now, but it's going to a very hot 6 degrees today.  I think I'll wear my shorts and maybe a t-shirt."  Are your legs that sexy that you have to show them off?  I'll bet that's it.  You probably think, "these babies won't be this pasty-white all summer, so I better show them off while I can!"

That must be it.

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