ho ho ho

Hi,
I heard the other day that some people are trying to get Santa to say "ha ha ha" instead of "ho ho ho", because it's offensive to women. He's not saying "you're a ho ho ho", so how is it offensive? What about the tool that weeds the garden? Maybe the name of that should be changed too!

What about the reindeer? Santa looks to be cruel to animals too. Must get rid of them. He should drive some kind of motorized vehicle. But not gas-powered, that would offend environmentalists. Good, clean, solar power. So he'd have to make his rounds during the day now. He shouldn't be fat either, that portrays an unhealthy image...

I can't wait 'til Christmas Day! Santa will come zooming by my house with his solar-powered sled, park in my driveway (he doesn't do chimneys anymore), he'll have dirty-blonde hair, clean-cut, clean-shaven, mid-40's... and he doesn't give presents anymore, because we don't want to portray to children that life is a free ride. He'll shake my hand, and be on his way in his environmentally-safe vehicle.

Merry Christmas.
beijos