Body Odour

I was on the bus the other morning (a lot of my stories will take place on the bus, since I'm on it for about 50% of my life these days) on my way to work, and this WOMAN sat beside me. Yeah, a female. So contrary to what some of you dainty females may think, you smell bad too if you don't rub this stuff under your arms in the morning. I could understand if it was a homeless guy, or on my way home from work, but a WOMAN in the MORNING. Maybe homeless, or without much money. But no, she was rather well-dressed, looking as if she was going to work.

So I guess this is my advice to all you women.